Usually
when I hear the term “Breakfast Club” I think of the old movie about the High
Schoolers all in Saturday detention. Just the other day that term was ruined
for me, It went from being a happy cheerful movie to hell all in just about 45
minutes.
It was
right after practice, we had are usual team meeting in center field. It started
out as a nice talk after a very successful practice, but soon escalated. Coach
McGuire was no longer happy. He gave us the usual reprimanding about how we
post inappropriate thing on social media and for that we will have our first “breakfast
club” the next morning. I have never been a part of a one of these notorious
events but I could tell that waking up at six for extensive physical activity
was not going to be fun, and also now when am I supposed to do my laundry? At
our first team meeting he told all of us to clean up our different social
medias because he would be checking them twice a week, to make sure we weren't posting
any inappropriate things that would make us as an individual or a team look
bad. Any way a few player posted some stuff and long story short, Its breakfast
cub time.
My eyes
slowly opened as I picked myself slowly out of bed, I reached to my desk to
grab my phone when a shock of fear struck through my body. It was 6:35. We had
been instructed to arrive at the Bast Center between 6:30 and 6:45 or else our
punishment would continue on for a couple days. One of the advantages of going
to a small school is nothing on campus is more than a 10 minute walk. Luckily
Marion to Bast is about three. Although I knew I wasn't going to be late, I didn't
expect to sleep through my alarm. I scurried out of bed, threw on my cutest workout out fit and was out the door in 3 minutes
As I
walked into the main entrance of Bast, with sleepy eyes and bed head, I realized
that the next 30 minutes were not going to be very fun. As I looked around the
room I noticed that everyone looked just as tired as I did. We proceeded into the gym and did the dynamic
stretches we do before every practice. After doing our high knee and butt
kicker exercises the doors to hell opened, and we entered Donte’s inferno.
It was
a 4 station circuit work out with clapping push ups, suicides, box jumps, and
sit ups. We were to do each station 10 times for however long it took the
suicide runners to do their suicide. The first 2 rotations were a breeze, but
then your muscles slowly started to wear down and turn to Jell-O. The burning
sensation in your shoulders became too much to handle, push ups became nearly
impossible with your sweaty palms slipping on the floor. Stations got longer
because the suicides got slower, and finally, the tenth rotation came, I finished
the last set of box jumps and immediately sat on the floor when the whistle
signaled the suiciders had finished. Finally, we were done
I sat
on the floor stretching, finally catching my breath, all I could think about
was going back to my room, showing, going to my only class of the day and
getting back in bed. How awesome did that sound, just taking a nap and sleeping
until practice time that night. But then the unthinkable happened. Based off
the last suicide our coach said “Some people had too much left in the tank, so
back at the grind. The next fifteen minutes we spent running laps around the
basketball court. Every time he blew the whistle we were to sprint until the next
whistle. If my legs were Jell-O during the first half the workout they were
pudding now. Finally he blew the whistle for us to stop. We all met at center
court put our hands in and said “Noke” after a count to three.
I thought this post was really relatable yet funny. I laughed when you said you picked out your cutest work out outfit. I also like your detail when you said "If my legs were Jell-O during the first half the workout they were pudding now." I can completely relate to what that feels like and it makes me glad that I don't have to be a part of any breakfast club.
ReplyDeleteWoah. And here I thought I was the meanest guy on campus.
ReplyDeleteThis is great, especially those last two paragraphs. One of the tricks with all writing is to figure out where you skim over stuff--the background story, here, for instance--and where you really slow down and make us feel your pain. You do that pretty well in those last two paragraphs--if anything, I'd slow down and go into more detail even just a bit more. Why not describe just one particular exercise?
This is good, though. It made me feel sick to my stomach, and I think that's what you wanted.