Last weekend was Halloween or
Halloweekend, whatever you want to call it. Some people and I would be
comfortable saying most people love Halloween, I am not one of those people. I
do not dis like it I just find it a little annoying having to buy or think of a
costume.
Back in
high school we never really had to dress up, not many people had costume
parties and I stopped trick or treating when I was like 11. In college it feels
like Halloween goes on for about a whole week. It’s actually only 4 nights, but
that is still hard. No college student is proactive enough to think about their
costumes a week or so in advance, it’s pretty much a decision that is made on
that day. With a low budget and very little time it’s hard to think of a plausible
costume, and especially me, because I don’t leave my room unless I’m at least
an 8.5 on the hotness scale, which only happens on my most awful days.
So you
can’t think of a costume to make an easy fix is Halloween express. They have
hundreds of different options you’re bound to find something. So I pull up,
open the butterfly doors to my lambo, and slowly but surely swag walk my way in
to Halloween Express. Right now I’m thinking of either being a school girl or
anything that will show off my physique. So I’m standing there and I’m appalled,
all the costumes or 4 digits, there is a decimal place in-between them but
still $39.95-$50.95 is a little ridiculous for a costume, especially for the
quality material these costumes are. Don’t get me wrong, daddy’s got stacks but
I aint made of money.
After
some long minutes of heavy thinking, I decided
to go ahead and buy a priest costume because I mean what girl doesn’t love a priest. I love going out and seeing what everyone
else I wearing but the burden of thinking of costumes is just too much for my
little brain to handle.
hahahahah i laughed so hard at this post. I like how you make all your posts humorous. My favorite part was when you said "hottness scale" and by the way you killed it in your priest costume.
ReplyDeleteI found this really relatable. I know several people who were so invested in halloween that they brought costumes to school with them. And costumes are way to expensive for one night.
ReplyDeleteMore like halloween. it was a good post but i thought it was a little bit too brief. You could have elaborated on some things but you had great details, and a very funny priest costume.
ReplyDeleteVery sweet! I believe that it usually happens that such little things like choosing something to wear on a specific day can cause great concern."the burden of thinking of costumes is just too much for my little brain to handle."
ReplyDeleteYou said: "No college student is proactive enough to think about their costumes a week or so in advance" but believe me, there were some guys in my dorm who had been preparing for Halloween maybe like ten days before it was Halloween, especially the international students for whom it was the first time to truly experience Halloween.
As usual, I like the sense of humor you use to beautify your posts!
I hate it when people are funnier than I am.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I liked this post, a lot. It was outrageous and accurate (funny how those two work together, right?) and smart. I'm with Jake, though: you should have made it longer. You were on a roll, and the material here was good, so keep going!